You Want To Live The Dream? You

Unless There Are Pictures, I Don't Admit To Anything.

No One's Coming In Seeing My Dogs, Daughter Or The Crack Of My Ass, Forget It.

Being A Rock Star Is Like Being A Cult Leader - You Really Have To Be In Your Own Religion.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

I'm Ultimately A Widow And A Single Mother, Who's Not Even Getting To Be A Mother Right Now. I Am So Alone, It's Freaky.