You Want To Live The Dream? You

Movie Stars Are Supposed To Be Healthy. They're Kept Happy And Nutritionally Together.

I Don't Mean To Be A Diva, But Some Days You Wake Up And You're Barbara Streisand.

I'm Pretty Normal In Some Ways. In Some Ways I'm Completely Extraordinary, And In Other Ways I'm Completely Weird And Eccentric.

A Great Writer Named Neal Stephenson Said That America Does Four Things Better Than Any Other Country In The World: Rock Music, Movies, Software And High-speed Pizza Delivery. All Of These Are Sacred American Art Forms. Let's Return To Our Purity And Our Idealism While We Have This Shot.

You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A Rock Star, She'd Be Alot More Professional Than Me, I'm Sorry.