You Want To Live The Dream? You

Don't Be Bitter And Mean 'couse You Don’t Fit In, It’s A Gift. Look At You. You’ve Got Your Individuality, You Don’t Have The Herd Instinct, You Can Read Neitzsche And Understand It. Only Dumb People Are Happy.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

I Have A Deathly Fear Of Mediocrity And That Nips At My Heels And Gets Me Into A Lot Of Trouble.

In Rock Stardom There's An Absolute Economic Upside To Self-destruction.