These Are Desparate Times." - Stephanie Plum

As Long As He Has A House With Two Bathrooms. I Swear To God, I Don't Care If He's Jack The Ripper.

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

You're Not Looking For A Partner," Ranger Said. "you're Looking For An Enforcer. You Hate To Run. You Must Be Worried About Getting Into That Black Dress. What Did You Eat Just Now? Piece Of Cake? Candy Bar?" "everything," I Said. "i Just Ate Everything.

I Thought You Wanted To Date Other Women?" "i Didn't Want To Date Other Women. We Decided In The Heat Of The Moment That Were No Longer Exclusively Attached." "and I Could Date Other Men." Morelli Was Starting To Look Annoyed. "have You Been Dating Other Men?" "maybe." "as Long As It Isn't Ranger," Morelli Said. "i Don't Think Ranger Dates.

Omigod,' I Said On A Sudden Flash Of Sleep-deprived Insight. 'you're The Big Bad Wolf.' There Are Some Similarities.