I Have Bad Car Juju." -stephanie Plum

About That Proposal, Cupcake..." Morelli

I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like A Gym Bag.

Well, Sure, But I Don't Bring God Into It. I Think Shower Massage Might Have Been Invented By The Devil. God Invented The Missionary Position.

And The Closest I've Come To An Out-of-body Experience Was When Joe Morelli Took His Mouth To Me Fourteen Years Ago, Behind The Eclair Case.

Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.