I Have Bad Car Juju." -stephanie Plum

There's A Small Possibility That I Might Be A Murder Suspect" Stephanie

Opening My Door To Dillon Ruddick, My Bulding Super. I Handed Him A Cup Of Coffee. "sorry About The Blood." "what Was It This Time?" No One Reported Gunfire." "i Hit A Guy In The Face With A Hair Dryer." "whoa." Dillon Said. "it Wasn't My Fault," I Told Him. "maybe We Should Lay Down Some Linoleum Here. It Would Make Things Easier For Clean Up.

We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving Rabbits. - Joe Morelli

I Attributed The Incidence To Temporary Insanity, And In My Own Defense, I'd Like To Say I Haven't Run Over Anyone Since.

I Don't Need Handcuffs To Enslave A Woman.