There's Something Kind Of Beautiful About That

Growing Up There Are Always Those Kids Who Are Only Happy When They Are Making Someone Else Upset. That Is Unfortunately Just How Some People Are. And Their Parents Were Fine. Some People Are Just Born With Bad Wiring.

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

I'm Grateful That I Had That Uphill Battle For 10 Years Of Going Onstage And Having Nobody Know Who I Was, Because You Have To Win Them Over. I Have A Lot Of Friends Who Were Stand-ups, And They Just Stopped After A While, Because They Didn't Like That Battle. And Then They Would Get On A Sitcom And Get Visible And Get Back Into It, Because The Audience Was Just Way Easier On Them. That's Why They're Okay Stand-ups, But They're Never Going To Be Great, Because They Don't Have That Presence. They Never Built Those Muscles Up.

You Have To Be Ruthless With Yourself, In Terms Of Being Honest About What Is Working And What Is Not.

Every Audience Is Different, Even Within The Same Venue. You Have To Just Make Every Audience Your Audience; You Can't Pre-judge An Audience Based On The Size Of The Room Or The Type Of Room.