Knowing Comedy Is Knowing Human Nature.

I've Gotten Very Cynical And Kind Of Anhedonic About All The Things I Have To Do To Get To Do Comedy: All The Travel, Hotels, And Airports.

Wars Are Usually Really Popular With People That Aren't Gonna Be Affected By Them. 'cause It's Just Entertainment, And It's Just Weird, Like, "well, We've Got To Show The World That We're Strong." No We Don't. And By The Way, That Has Nothing To Do With You. Why Are You Equating Yourself With That&#array; You Know What I Mean?

I'm Always Trying Out New Stuff Onstage. That's Where I Do All My Writing.

I Have A Lot Of Friends Who Were Stand-ups, And They Just Stopped After A While, Because They Didn't Like That Battle, Or They Just Couldn't Do It. And Then They Would Get On A Sitcom And Get Visible And Get Back Into It, Because The Audience Was Just Way Easier On Them. But They Lost Those Crucial Years Of Learning To Turn Any Audience Into Your Audience.

It Wasn't Until I Went To College And Met Different People From Different Areas Of Life - And Then Went To San Francisco And Met People Who Really Knew Who The Hell They Were - That I Kind Of Caught Up In A Hurry.