The Chance To Be Seen As A

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

The Chance To Be Seen As A Warm, Witty Guy Is Too Good An Opportunity For A Politician To Miss.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!