There's Only One Way To Work --

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

There May Be A Heaven, But If Joan Crawford Is There, I'm Not Going.

I Think Men Have Got To Change An Awful Lot. They Still Prefer The Little Woman.

Almost As Many Inhumanities Are Committed In The Name Of Love As In The Name Of Religion.

A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I Found, Is To Want It At The Expense Of Everything Else.