I've Lost My Faith In Science.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

If Everyone Likes You, You're Not Doing It Right.

There Comes A Time In Every Woman's Life When The Only Thing That Helps Is A Glass Of Champagne.

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies.

The Real Female Should Be Partly Male And The Real Male Should Be Partly Female Anyway.