I've Lost My Faith In Science.

I've Lost My Faith In Science.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

Once The Love Bug Wears Off, As It Inevitably Does, You Are Shocked To Discover That You Really Didn't Know The Object Of Your Affections At All. We Know This To Be So, Even As We Repeat The Same Mistake Over And Over And Over.

One Can Be Respected With The Truth In Hollywood Just As Much As Anywhere Else You Know Or Else I Wouldn't Have Had A Career.

The Only Way You Can Become A Legend Is In Your Coffin