Personally I Give Us . . .

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.

I Just Think The Most Difficult Thing To Displace Is Privilege.

Be Careful What You Shoot At . . . Most Things In Here Don't React Too Well To Bullets.

You Know, The Oscar I Was Awarded For The Untouchables Is A Wonderful Thing, But I Can Honestly Say That I'd Rather Have Won The U.s. Open Golf Tournament.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.