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Virtue Does Not Consist In The Absence Of The Passions, But In The Control Of Them.

As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply Has Always Been In Excess Of The Demand.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

The More Humble A Man Is Before God The More He Will Be Exalted; The More Humble He Is Before Man, The More He Will Get Rode Roughshod.