There's Nothing Sexy About Orange County.

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

Every Time I Do A Partnership With The Corporation, It's Usually - I Mean, It Is - Reflective Of Me And They Really Want Who I Am. They Want What I've Established For My Brand And The Respect And Quality That I've Established.

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?

You Still Have That Competitive Thing Where You Want To Try To Make Hits. That Won't Go Away, Unless The Mayor Of Show Business Says My Time's Up.