I Will Watch A Movie That Is

Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls And You Get Poked By People You Don't Know

If No-one Comes From The Future To Stop Doing It, Then How Bad Of A Decision Can It Really Be?

When I Was A Kid, 'land Of The Lost' Was My Favorite Show, Just Because It Was - In The Landscape Of Saturday Morning Cartoons - It Was So Unique. It Was A Live-action Show And Kids Were In It, These Creatures, These Sleestaks And Dinosaurs. Every Week Was A Different Adventure. I Couldn't Wait. I Loved It So Much.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.