When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating,

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

As A Fan, I'm Distraught, But As A Cartoonist Looking At New Vacant Spaces In 2400 Newspapers, Well, Behind Me, My Cats Are Dancing A Conga Line.

If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questions?

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.