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I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

'drive' Came To Me Because The Casting Director Knew My Manager And Called And Said, 'you've Always Talked To Me About Albert Wanting To Play The Heavy. I Think He Should Read This.' My Ears Just Perked Up.

All Improv Turns Into Anger. All Comedy Improv Basically Turns Into Anger, Because That's All People Know How To Do When They're Improvising. If You Notice Shows That Are Improvising Are Generally People Yelling At Each Other.

I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went To Visit One Of My Sweaters.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.