There's Nothing Colder Than Chemistry.

Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants To Laugh All Of The Time.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

That Our Popular Art Forms Have Become So Obsessed With Sex Has Turned The U.s.a Into A Nation Of Hobbledehoys; As If Grown People Don't Have More Vital Concerns, Such As Taxes, Inflation, Dirty Politics, Earning A Living, Getting An Education, Or Keeping Out Of Jail.

Nobody Can Tell About This California Climate. One Minit Its Hot And The Next Minit Its Cold, So A Person Never Knows What To Hock.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.