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Sometimes Writers Of No Talent At All Can Write Great Acting Scenes. Sometimes The Very Best Writers Can't Write Scenes That Come To Life.

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.

There Is A Serious Defect In The Thinking Of Someone Who Wants - More Than Anything Else - To Become Rich. As Long As They Don't Have The Money, It'll Seem Like A Worthwhile Goal. Once They Do, They'll Understand How Important Other Things Are - And Have Always Been.

Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

When I Was Very Young And First Worked In Hollywood, The Films Had Bred In Me One Sole Ambition: To Get Away From Them; To Live Inthe Great World Outside Movies; To Meet People Who Created Their Own Situations Through Living Them; Who Ad-libbed Their Own Dialogue; Whose Jokes Were Not The Contrivance Of Some Gag Writer.