There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather

If You Don't Know How To Meditate At Least Try To Spend Some Time Every Day Just Sitting.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

I'm A Citizen Of The World. I Like It That Way. The World's A Wonderful. I Just Think That Some People Are Pretty Badly Represented. But When You Speak To The People Themselves They're Delightful. They All Want So Little.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.