There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather

I Loathe Hecklers. I Haven't Got A Good Syllable To Say. When You Come Out Of The Club Circuit And Into The Concert Hall, They Should Be Gone. There's An Element Of Manners That Should Tell You That The Ticket Is Dear And It's A Different Venue.

Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them.

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.

Try To Live In A Place You Like.

I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars Bar Diet. You Don't Eat The Mars Bar, You Stick It Up Your Arse And Let A Rottweiler Chase You Home.