Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again,

Oh Aye...my Father Would Thrash Me Every Now And Then. He'd Talk While He Did It Too! He'd Hit Me And Shout, 'have Ye Had Enough?' Had Enough? Whit Kind Of Question Is That? 'why, Father, Would Another Kick In The Balls Be Out Of The Question???'

I Don't Believe In Angels And I Have Trouble With The Whole God Thing. I Don't Want To Say I Don't Believe In God, But I Don't Think I Do. But I Believe In People Who Do.

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.

I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars Bar Diet. You Don't Eat The Mars Bar, You Stick It Up Your Arse And Let A Rottweiler Chase You Home.