There's No Such Thing As A Sure

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

I Don't Like Dating Or Just Living With A Woman. I Like To Create A Relationship, A Marriage. And Almost All Of My Marriages Have Involved Children, So I'm Really A Family Man As Well.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

Everyone Thinks They Can Write A Play; You Just Write Down What Happened To You. But The Art Of It Is Drawing From All The Moments Of Your Life.

I Don't Use Computers... I'm Someone Who Needs To See The Page Right Away In My Hand.