I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

New York Is Not Mecca. It Just Smells Like It.

Talent Is The Gift Plus The Passion - A Desire To Succeed So Intense That No Force On Earth Can Stop It.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.