I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of

Don't Listen To Those Who Say, You Taking Too Big A Chance. Michelangelo Would Have Painted The Sistine Floor, And It Would Surely Be Rubbed Out By Today.

He's Too Nervous To Kill Himself. He Wears His Seat Belt In A Drive-in Movie.

I Don't Want To Restrict The Life Of A Play To A Particular Production. The Original Actors Might Leave After The First Six Months, And I Want The Play To Last 30 Or 40 Years. You Write For The Character, Not The Actor On The Stage.

How Long Do You Want To Wait Until You Start Enjoying Life? When You're Sixty-five You Get Social Security.

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.