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If My Mom Came Here Today, She'd Probably Join This Red-hat Brigade. My Mother Got My Sense Of Humor, Even When I Was A Kid. I Would Just Do Things That Tickled My Fancy In The Moment, And She Would Ask Me Who I Was Entertaining. I'd Say, 'well, Me.' And She Would Tell Me That Nobody Knew That And They Thought I Was Psychotic. Well, I Don't Ever Want People To Think I'm Psychotic, But I Can't Help Myself From Doing These Things.

My Whole Life Is A Practical Joke. Every Evening And Every Show Has Really Become About Entertaining Me. I Was Always Like That. And Now I've Come Full Circle Because That's What The Tv Show Is Too.

People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest People In The World.

I Don't Know If I'm Teaching My Kids Right, But You Have To Go With Your Own Instincts. You Can't Be So Sure That Other People Are Going To Do Right By You.

After Being On The Road So Much I Want To Spend More Time With My Family, Who I Hear Are Wonderful People.