I Am Beloved By Millions.

My Whole Life Is A Practical Joke. Every Evening And Every Show Has Really Become About Entertaining Me. I Was Always Like That. And Now I've Come Full Circle Because That's What The Tv Show Is Too.

You Release These Things, And If They Fly Then You Have More.

If My Mom Came Here Today, She'd Probably Join This Red-hat Brigade. My Mother Got My Sense Of Humor, Even When I Was A Kid. I Would Just Do Things That Tickled My Fancy In The Moment, And She Would Ask Me Who I Was Entertaining. I'd Say, 'well, Me.' And She Would Tell Me That Nobody Knew That And They Thought I Was Psychotic. Well, I Don't Ever Want People To Think I'm Psychotic, But I Can't Help Myself From Doing These Things.

People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest People In The World.

I've Decided To Get Into Shape, And The Shape I've Selected Is A Triangle.