Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

It's Important To Have As Much Fun As Possible While We're Here. It Balances Out The Times When The Minefield Of Life Explodes.

If It Doesn't Work Out There Will Never Be Any Doubt That The Pleasure Was Worth All The Pain.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World And Less Bakers! We Need People That Care! I'm Mad As Hell! And I Don't Want To Take It Anymore!

My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.