Theres No Drama Like Wrestling.

What's Real? What's Not? That's What I Do In My Act, Test How Other People Deal With Reality.

The Critics Try To Intellectualize My Material. There's No Satire Involved. Satire Is A Concept That Can Only Be Understood By Adults. My Stuff Is Straight, For People Of All Ages.

I Just Want Real Reactions. I Want People To Laugh From The Gut, Be Sad From The Gut - Or Get Angry From The Gut.

I See The World As An Illusion, And We Shouldn't Take Ourselves So Seriously

My Mother Sent Me To Psychiatrists Since The Age Of Four Because She Didnt Think Little Boys Should Be Sad. When My Brother Was Born, I Stared Out The Window For Days. Can You Imagine That?