I See The World As An Illusion,

When You Go Through A Tunnel - You're Going On A Train - You Go Through A Tunnel, The Tunnel Is Dark, But You're Still Going Forward. Just Remember That. But If You're Not Going To Get Up On Stage For One Night Because You're Discouraged Or Something, Then The Train Is Going To Stop. Everytime You Get Up On Stage, If It's A Long Tunnel, It's Going To Take A Lot Of Times Of Going On Stage Before Things Get Bright Again. You Keep Going On Stage, You Go Forward. Every Night You Go On Stage.

I Never Told A Joke In My Life.

Whenever I Play A Role, Whether It's Good Or Bad, An Evil Person Or Nice Person, I Believe In Being A Purist And Going All The Way With The Role. If I'm Going To Be A Villainous Wrestler, I Believe In Going All The Way With It And Not Breaking Character And Not Giving Away To The Audience That I'm Playing A Role. I Believe In Playing It Straight To The Hilt.

The Critics Try To Intellectualize My Material. There's No Satire Involved. Satire Is A Concept That Can Only Be Understood By Adults. My Stuff Is Straight, For People Of All Ages.

Pure Entertainment Is Not An Egotistical Lady Singing Boring Songs Onstage For Two Hours And People In Tuxes Clapping Whether They Like It Or Not. It's The Real Performers On The Street Who Can Hold People's Attention And Keep Them From Walking Away.