There's Just A Few People That Call

The Captain Just Gave Us Our Orders, And Mom We Must Carry Them Through. I'll Finish This Letter First Chance I Get, But For Now I'll Just Say I Love You.

I Can't Really Say Why Everyone Loves Bob Wills' Music, But I Have Yet To Meet A Person Who Didn't Like It.

If I Hear Another Line Dance Song I Think I'm Going To Puke.

Everybody Likes Johnny Cash. I Think The Sad Part Of It Is His Health Is Givin' Him Problems.

Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody That's Got A Rational Mind.