There's A Tremendous Power And Energy In

Responsible, Who Wants To Be Responsible? Whenever Something Bad Happens, It's Always, Who's Responsible For This?

A Chef Who Doesn't Wash His Hands Is Like A Cop Who Steals. It's A Cry For Help.

I Only Do A Show When There's Somebody I Want To Talk To.

Golf Is The Ultimate Avoidance Activity For The Dysfunctional Dad. A Game So Nonsensically Difficult, So Pointless, So Irrationally Time Consuming, The Word Golf Itself Can Only Stand For ‘get Out, Leave Family.’

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.