There's A Difference... Between The Kind Of

There Really Is No Johnny Carson Anymore. There Is No One Place A Comedian Can Appear And Explode.

I Don't Just Preach; I Put My Money Where My Mouth Is!

There's A Difference... Between The Kind Of Woman You Would Bang And The Kind Of Woman You Would Marry.

I'm Looking Forward To Providing The Men Of Seattle With An Evening Where They Can Kick Back, Light Up A Cigar And Enjoy A Night To Themselves. Women, We Can't Technically Keep You Out, But Please Stay At Home.

When I Saw Houses In Palmdale Going For $500k, I Knew Something Was Wrong. If You Got Foreclosed, I Don't Feel Sorry For You!