I Wanted To See If You Could

There's A Difference... Between The Kind Of Woman You Would Bang And The Kind Of Woman You Would Marry.

There Really Is No Johnny Carson Anymore. There Is No One Place A Comedian Can Appear And Explode.

Are Men Shallow? Should We Be Looking For Inner Beauty? Ha, Ha.

I'm Looking Forward To Providing The Men Of Seattle With An Evening Where They Can Kick Back, Light Up A Cigar And Enjoy A Night To Themselves. Women, We Can't Technically Keep You Out, But Please Stay At Home.

I Wanted To See If You Could Put A Prototype Radio Station On The Internet So You Wouldnt Have To Invest $50 Million Or $100 Million Or $150 Million To Buy A Transmitter And A Frequency.