I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because

Omg! Is This True? [marcus Bachmann] Has A Christian Clinic Where He De-programs Gay Boys & Girls! I'm Gonna Strangle Him With My Boa!

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

Anyone Who's A Great Kisser I'm Always Interested In.

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.