I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

Anyone Who's A Great Kisser I'm Always Interested In.