I Am The Girl Who Everyone Said

I'm Still Friends With All My Exes, Apart From My Husbands.

Some Guy Said To Me: Don't You Think You're Too Old To Sing Rock N' Roll? I Said: You'd Better Check With Mick Jagger.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.

Yes, It's A Man's World, But That's All Right Because They're Making A Total Mess Of It. We're Chipping Away At Their Control, Taking The Parts We Want. Some Women Think It's A Difficult Task, But It's Not.