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Just Because You Need A Quart Of Milk Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Out And Buy A Whole Cow.

My Notion Of A Wife At 40 Is That A Man Should Be Able To Change Her, Like A Bank Note, For Two 20s.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

When You Mutilate Movies For Mass Media, You Tamper With The Hearts And Minds Of America.

I Have A Day Job. I Can Make Movies When I Want To.