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Charity Is Taking An Ugly Girl To Lunch.

Always Thank Your Nurse. Sometimes They're The Only One Between You And A Hearse.

I Mourn The Loss Of The Gigantic Screen, But I Guess You Can't Have Everything.

Government Is Not Show Business.

I Grew Up In This Southern Baptist Atmosphere, And My Mother And Father Were Both, I Guess You Would Say, Academics. They Were Both Teachers.