The Highest Level Of Sexual Excitement Is

My Notion Of A Wife At 40 Is That A Man Should Be Able To Change Her, Like A Bank Note, For Two 20s.

It Makes You Feel Good When A Movie Works. Usually When I See An Old Movie I've Made, I Say To Myself, 'oh God, Why Did I Do This?' And 'why Didn't I Change That?' And Things Like That.

When You Mutilate Movies For Mass Media, You Tamper With The Hearts And Minds Of America.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

I'm Old, I'm Young, I'm Intelligent, I'm Stupid. My Tide Goes In And Out.