There May Or May Not Be Atheists

More People Have Been Killed In The Name Of God Than For Any Other Reason.

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

I Don't Like To Think Of Laws As Rules You Have To Follow, But More As Suggestions.

If A Movie Is Described As A Romantic Comedy, You Can Usually Find Me Next Door Playing Pinball.

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.