If You're Reading It In A Book,

There Are A Lot Of Little Things About Our Bodies That We All Know, But We Never Talk About. That's What Interests Me. These Are Practically Universal Experiences; Nobody Mentions Them! Some Of Them Are Disgusting. Some Of Them Are Appallingly Revolting And Degrading Even To The Most Degenerate Mind. So Let's Get Started With A Couple Of Them.

I'm 63 Now. But That's Just 17 Celsius.

Instead Of Thinking About The Sex, I'd Always Think About The Clap And The Crabs Those People Have.

Flowers Are One Of The Few Things We Buy, Bring Home, Watch Die, And We Don't Ask For Our Money Back.

Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times Faster Than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.