Religion Is Just Mind Control.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

And Although I Broke A Lot Of Laws As A Teenager, I Straightened Out Immediately Upon Turning Eighteen, When I Realized The State Had A Legal Right To Execute Me.

When I See A Large Group Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies.

I've Never Owned A Telescope, But It's Something I'm Thinking Of Looking Into.

We Are All Precancerous.