There Is Something More Important Than Logic:

That Is The Most Frightening Sight I Have Ever Seen.

Some Of Our Most Exquisite Murders Have Been Domestic, Performed With Tenderness In Simple, Homey Places Like The Kitchen Table.

There Are Several Differences Between A Football Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also, There Are Usually More Casualties In A Football Game. The Object Of The Game Is To Move A Ball Past The Other Team's Goal Line. This Counts As Six Points. No Points Are Given For Lacerations, Contusions, Or Abrasions, But Then No Points Are Deducted, Either. Kicking Is Very Important In Football. In Fact, Some Of The More Enthusiastic Players Even Kick The Ball, Occasionally.

A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

There Is Nothing To Winning, Really. That Is, If You Happen To Be Blessed With A Keen Eye, An Agile Mind, And No Scruples Whatsoever.