Drama Is Life With The Dull Bits

A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

I Try To Offset Any Tendency Towards The Macabre With Humour. As I See It, This Is A Typically English Form Of Humour. It's A Piece With Such Jokes As The One About The Man Who Was Being Led To The Gallows To Be Hanged. He Looked At The Trap Door In The Gallows, Which Was Flimsily Constructed, And He Asked In Some Alarm, 'i Say, Is That Thing Safe?

Our Original Title, You Know, Was `the Man In Lincoln`s Nose`. Couldn`t Use It, Though. They Also Wouldn`t Let Us Shoot People On Mount Rushmore. Can`t Deface A National Monument. And It`s A Pity, Too, Because I Had A Wonde.

Luck Is Everything... My Good Luck In Life Was To Be A Really Frightened Person. I'm Fortunate To Be A Coward, To Have A Low Threshold Of Fear, Because A Hero Couldn't Make A Good Suspense Film.

There Are Several Differences Between A Footballl Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also There Are More Injuries At A Football Game.