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A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

I Have A Perfect Cure For A Sore Throat: Cut It.

Suspense Is Like A Woman. The More Left To The Imagination, The More The Excitement.

If It's A Good Movie, The Sound Could Go Off And The Audience Would Still Have A Perfectly Clear Idea Of What Was Going On.

There Are Several Differences Between A Football Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also, There Are Usually More Casualties In A Football Game. The Object Of The Game Is To Move A Ball Past The Other Team's Goal Line. This Counts As Six Points. No Points Are Given For Lacerations, Contusions, Or Abrasions, But Then No Points Are Deducted, Either. Kicking Is Very Important In Football. In Fact, Some Of The More Enthusiastic Players Even Kick The Ball, Occasionally.