There Is So Much To Teach, And

It Is Upsetting To Many Parents That Their Teen-agers Introduce Them To Their Friends As Encyclopedia Salesmen Who Are Just Passing Through ... If They Introduce Them At All. I Have Some Acquaintances Who Hover In Dark Parking Lots, Enter Church Separately And Crouch In Furnace Rooms So Their Teen-agers Will Not Be Accused Of Having Parents.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

Having A Delivery Covered By Medicare Just Isn't Going To Fly. It's Too Risky For A Woman To Put A Baby Down And Not Remember Where She Left It.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.