No One Ever Died From Sleeping In

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Kids Have Little Computer Bodies With Disks That Store Information. They Remember Who Had To Do The Dishes The Last Time You Had Spaghetti, Who Lost The Knob Off The Tv Set Six Years Ago, Who Got Punished For Teasing The Dog When He Wasn't Teasing The Dog And Who Had To Wear Girls Boots The Last Time It Snowed.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.