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I'm Actually Pretty Good At Tennis. Well, If I'm In The Special Olympics Or Something.

Vomit And Feces Are Two Reason I Have Decided Not To Procreate.

I'm Not Graceful Either. I Have No Rhythm, I'm Never On Top.

I Can Remember My First One-night Stand Like It Was Yesterday. Well, Maybe Not The First. Or The Second... Or The Fifth. I'll Just Begin With What I Can Remember And Not Concern Myself With Order.

Amy Winehouse's Mother Wrote An Open Letter To The News Of The World Newspaper Telling Amy She's Worried About Her And To Please Call Her. I Doubt This Is The Best Way To Communicate With Amy - She Should Try Spelling It Out In Lines Of Cocaine.