There Is Only One Way To Pitch

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.