There Is Only One Way To Pitch

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

When You're In Professional Sports, Winning Is The Only Thing That Matters.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.