There Is One Guaranteed Formula For Failure,

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

You Know Horses Are Smarter Than People. You Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.