There Is Nothing Like A Man For

Live In The Past, But Don't Remember Too Much.

Death Is Too Much For Men To Bear, Whereas Women, Who Are Practiced In Bearing The Deaths Of Men Before Their Own And Who Are Alsopracticed In Bearing Life, Take Death Almost In Stride. They Go To Meet Death--that Is, They Attempt Suicide--twice As Often As Men, Though Men Are More "successful" Because They Use Surer Weapons, Like Guns.

The Trick In Foraging For A Tooth Lost In Coffee Grounds Is Not To Be Misled By The Clumps. The Only Way To Be Sure Is To Rub Each Clump Between Your Thumb And Index Finger, Which Makes A Mess Of Your Hands.

If You Need Three Adjectives To Describe Something, Then You've Probably Chosen The Wrong Something.

Blame Is Especially Useful In Situations In Which There Is No Apparent Villain-those Moments That Prove, Despite Our Advancement Of Learning, How Susceptible We Are To High Winds And Wet Roads.