Live In The Past, But Don't Remember

Time Can Be Such A Menace To A Man. By This Age Do That; By That Age Do Better.

The Trick In Foraging For A Tooth Lost In Coffee Grounds Is Not To Be Misled By The Clumps. The Only Way To Be Sure Is To Rub Each Clump Between Your Thumb And Index Finger, Which Makes A Mess Of Your Hands.

If You Put Anger In The Writing, Then It's Like An Actor Crying On Stage. The Audience Will Not Cry With The Actor And In Some Way Inure Itself Against The Emotion.

Uncle Scrooge Preferred To Let The Poor Die "and Decrease The Surplus Population." Scrooge May Not Have Had God On His Side, But His Arithmetic Was Impeccable.

Friends Are Lights In Winter; The Older The Friend, The Brighter The Light.