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Sometimes The Critics Review Me Harshly For Not Being Critical Of Government But It's Not Me Who Has Said I Was Political.

There Is No Blacklist. In The First Place, In The Entertainment Business, Money Talks, Bullshit Walks. So Susan Sarandon And Tim Robbins Won't Be Blacklisted Because They Are Bankable Stars. In The Second Place, If You Are A Woman, The Only Things You're Going To Be Blacklisted For In Hollywood Are Body Fat And Aging.

When I See Guys In Bars Wearing The Real Fitted Kind Of Calvin Klein V-neck T-shirts I Just Want To Go Up To Them And Be Like, 'oh, Do You Work Out? Your Tricep Looks So Great - Thank You.'

I Feel Like The American People Are Being Lied To And Manipulated. President Bush Is Trying To Force 9/11 And Saddam Together.

The Bible, I've Said It Before, Is A Beautifully Written Work Of Fiction.