I Was Too Ignorant To Realize, "oh,

Silence Does Not Equal Patriotism. Obedience Is Not The American Way.

But Let Me Ask You This Though, First And Foremost: Who's Your Favorite Spice Girl? Mine Is Sporty Spice And I'll Tell You Why. You Know What? She Might Not Be As Aesthetically Pleasant As The Rest But She'll Do A Backflip And Steal Your Heart.

I Don't Really Have Funny Things To Say About Politics. I Wish I Did, But I Don't.

You Young People With Your Twittering And Your Creating Of Content. Or What Is It - Queefing? I Don't Know What You Young People Are Calling It.

My Dream Would Be To Be On A Show That Shoots In New York, Because I Live Here, And Then I Could Walk To Work.