Rejection Kills, Disappointment Only Maims.

Should Have Dogs Before They Have Kids. Everybody.

If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really Nicey-nice With The Press, You Get A Reputation For Being Outspoken Or Difficult.

I Don't Know That I Would Need To Be Famous As A Middle East Policy Expert To See That Unilateral Imperialism Is Bad Policy.

Anthony Weiner Deserves To Be Supported And Hopefully He Will Be Mayor Of New York One Day. I'm Serious. He Is A Democrat [who] Actually Fights For The Things Liberals And Progressive And Rational People Care About. I Don't Know Why He's Being Thrown Under The Bus. He Hasn't Done Any - He Hasn't Broke Any Laws.

Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those Comics Where It's Guaranteed That I Hit It Out Of The Park Every Time. You Know, I Am Not Completely Reliable. It's Always Different, And It's A Complete Crapshoot Whether I'm Going To Do Well.